Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 9/12/16
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Ampersand
1:31
What are your cats' favorite toys? My girlfriend buys our cat toys but she still prefers to play with random trash. Crumpled foil balls are her favorite.
Dan Szymborski
1:32
Reagan has this toy squirrel. Mercutio this giant catnip stuffed white rat. Pandora like drinking straws. Galileo your fingers under an area rug
Cash
1:32
Gree chuck
Harry Caray's Ghost
1:32
GoldenEye - Me and my three roommates with prox mines in the basement to decide who had to wash the dishes that had been accumulating in the sink for 2+ weeks.
Dan Szymborski
1:32
In prox mine battles, we would all die 6 or 7 times in a row because of spawn mining
Roadhog
1:32
Just bought Rimworld, seems fun. You seen it yet?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
I've seen SimCopter1 play it on Twitch, but haven't tried it
Jeb
1:32
Sorry Bork, your wife's going to be getting up in the middle of the night quite a bit before March arrives....one of the fun parts of pregnancy
Matt
1:32
Have you ever thought about having your legs replaced with either the standard metal robot legs, or some form of robot tank tread? Seems like one might be able to score some life-hack points with such a move.
Dan Szymborski
1:32
I wouldn't mind robot legs.
1:33
But not just to replace them.
Cash
1:33
iceman could freeze every fluid in supermans body
Dan Szymborski
1:33
That seems like a kryptonite workaround
RotoLando
1:33
When you see a turtle crossing the road, do you get out and help him along, or think "sucks to be you, dude!"
Dan Szymborski
1:33
I can't recall seeing a turtle in the road.
Matt
1:34
A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, what is this - some kind of a joke?"
RotoLando
1:34
The Chickwagon is even BETTER!
Bork
1:34
But what if they knew your password?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Then you'd have to teach them to operate windows
A cat
1:34
Where r the 50 cent Fosties?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Wendy's
Aaron
1:34
Do you use a laser pointer to play with your cats?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Yes
Bork
1:34
Since you're not a fan of having financial obligations, what's your credit like?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
My balances are $0.
credit score only in mid-700s, I'm told because I don't utilize credit often
Matt
1:35
Technically isn't any form of diving that starts out of the water a form of sky diving?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
I think it's a cultural definition, not a technical one.
1:36
10 feet up really isn't the sky except in a technical sense
Tom A.
1:36
How do you feel about athletes making on-field statements outside the scope of the game? Appropriate?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
Their business.
Tom A.
1:36
"Cat Dancer" is the most awesome cat toy ever. Cats go crazy. They cost like $3. I am not a paid spokesperson.
Dan Szymborski
1:36
Actually a lied, Mercutio likes milk tabs better than the white rat
RotoLando
1:36
If real-life consequences are on the line, like in Harry Caray's Ghost's example, is Oddjob a dick move, or a smart decision?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
We were not allowed to use Oddjob or Moonraker Elite #2
Brendan
1:37
Favorite dessert?
Dan Szymborski
1:37
Cheesecake
Derek B Shortenhagen
1:37
Can you stop talking now? I'm kinda waiting for Eric to start his chat.
Dan Szymborski
1:37
No
Cash
1:37
Can you please clue me in on this Bork business? What/who is it? (srs) (i used the serious tag so you have to be serious)
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