Eno Sarris Baseball Chat
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Roadhog
1:24
I have to believe Alonso and Lowrie can still lose their jobs in Spring Training
Eno Sarris
1:24
Yes.
Cason Jollette
1:24
My sister named a kitten Kato (after Kato Kaelin) and I convinced her to name it's brother Marcel. So yeah, now we have two brothers named KATOH and Marcel.
Matt
1:24
What are the Rays' problems with the Rule 4 draft? They're always bad and thus always picking high....wait, I figured it out. They're high when they're picking. That's why they're so bad at it. Thanks, Eno!
anonymous
1:24
There's something off about that 'A HUMAN' guy...
Ian
1:25
Pompey for DooDoo makes sense for Jays, but only after they get some more OF depth somehow. Right now they are too shallow there.
Eno Sarris
1:25
But they're okay with low-power CF guys, so they could still make the trade. They'll sign a high-power COF, and my money has always been on jose.
Nelson
1:26
I know its just a silly kids song, but when I smell a fart , are little atoms of poops going into my body?
Eno Sarris
1:26
yeah but when you sleep at night, most nights a bug walks across your face. Think about THAT tonight.
Matt
1:26
Farts bring laughter. And stench. But laughter. Two birds. One stone.
Roadhog
1:26
There is no way Pompey is worth Doolittle, sorry.
Eno Sarris
1:26
If you could guarantee me Doo's health, maybe not.
Matt
1:27
High Heat just came on. Mad Dog's coat looks like he's a door-to-door vacuum salesman circa 1945.
Maxamuz
1:27
I don't know what a Lude is but I know a dude who booed at his food one time while watching the Dude perform a ravishing rendition of the Vagina Chronicles.
Eno Sarris
1:28
I kinda like when, near the end of the chat, it's just a melange of weird comments and short questions and exasperation.
JP
1:28
Some of us are making up for the non-farters
Simon McPherson
1:28
I worked out z-scores based on Velo and k/9. Josh Smoker is 7th (only 15 IP though). Who he?
Eno Sarris
1:28
Mets LOOGY I guess.
LudeBurger
1:28
Rank the members of my Eno pitching staff please: Triggs, Perdomo, C Green, Brault, Montgomery (behind Scherzer, Keuchel, and Tyler Anderson).
Eno Sarris
1:29
Montgomery, Triggs, Green (close choice there), perdomo (IP eater at league average).
EbenezerBatflip
1:29
Careful Eno, Rogue One is supposed to be a bit darker and have a bit more emphasis on death and war, might not be 4-year old appropriate
Eno Sarris
1:29
yeah he loves the first three, and they seem so quaint in retrospect. We might do Moanna instead.
Russell
1:29
Do most cheap things taste good together? I had boxed wine with mac and cheese and it was like Moneyball in the kitchen.
Matt
1:30
I work in analytics. Someone on the offshore team created a folder for analysis. The folder is titled "Anal_Files". How do I approach this?
Eno Sarris
1:30
Re-save a file in it every time it falls out of the top slot ranked by recently saved.
Beergraphs vs. Westworld Hosts
1:30
the fact that the question is "when" will you be going to see Rogue One vs "will" really puts me off..... no consumer decision should be an inevitability.
Eno Sarris
1:30
It's actually how I feel about Star Wars these days.
Graver
1:31
deep dynasty league, points head to Head
Eno Sarris
1:31
sweet!
LudeBurger
1:31
rodents are an order in the class of Mammalia
Eno Sarris
1:32
Let's really nail the classification here.
Beergraphs vs. Westworld Hosts
1:32
all humans are primates, not all primates are humans
Eno Sarris
1:32
yes yes I understand this
Roadhog
1:32
Could the A's end up with McCutchen? Pirates were left awkwardly holding the bag, and most trade partners have dried up.
Eno Sarris
1:33
Apparently they got a random offer from a mystery team, that could've been the A's I bet.
EbenezerBatflip
1:33
Please say 1 nice thing about Joe Kelly
Eno Sarris
1:33
Velo.
Guest
1:33
I don't love my job. I do love yours. I don't have any qualifications other than being a baseball fan and having written decent papers back in college. What should I do now to have your job in 5 years?
Eno Sarris
1:33
Write on a blog.
Country Breakfast
1:33
I am ready for your hitting tips Eno
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