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Eno Sarris
1:20
I asked him a month ago if he was making too much contact and he said maybe. But he also wasn't struggling to make a change, I think it'll be one of his good BA low power years.
always blue!
1:20
thank you!!! i've been saying this for 20 years ---- parades are one of the dumbest things humans do.
Eno Sarris
1:21
Can't see crap, and when you do it's for a half second, peeing sucks, you have to stand forever, and if it's a team, you're... waving at a player?
Cookie
1:21
Single best beer you're ever had? Single worst?
Eno Sarris
1:22
Worst is always easiest to remember. Big Hurt's beer was sweet malt liquor, way worse even than OE or Saint Ides. Also had a tequila barrel aged sour that was all kinds of wrong recently. From Lost Abbey, and I love their Red Poppy sour.
Brews
1:22
Can DSantana go .275/25/10?
Eno Sarris
1:22
yes
Menta
1:22
I'm deeply suspicious that some of your blown punctuation and run-ons are intentional in an attempt to seem playful. I mean, you used to write children's books, for chrisssakes!
Eno Sarris
1:23
yes but I'm also lazy
Mmmm
1:23
Best sandwich I've had... the Mr G at JP Grazianos in Chicago
Eno Sarris
1:24
YOOOOO I've been there! They're great. The 120 sports offices are around the corner.
Britini in Vegas
1:24
Eno honey I need some SP help.. who are some guys in the minors I can put in my NA slot (lol) that will help me later in the year? You're the best xoxo
Eno Sarris
1:26
Devers is the one to own right now. Moncada probably already gone. OHHHH you said SP. Huh, Honeywell might be screwed by Faria right now. damn.
1:28
brock stewart is interesting but the Dodgers have like 35 starters. maybe Luis Ortiz for the Brewers? seems close to ready but is currently hurt.
1:29
I suppose I should mention giolito, but I'm not big on him.
Action Bronson
1:29
What's wrong with degrom? The walks are concerning
Eno Sarris
1:29
Then he goes on TV and talks about how command is more important than velo. I still think he's got it in him.
fish
1:30
I'm in the seafood business - can i bribe you with some shrimp for trade advice? (hint: shrimp from argentina are hot). NL only 5x5 auction, keeper aspect: contending and moving a cheap Dahl for either Cutch/J.Garcia or Carp/Gsell. Nobody I'm getting back are likely keepers, although if Gsell suddenly looked great, he might be interesting. Thoughts?
Eno Sarris
1:30
I love shrimp. You guys may not know that about me. Shrimp burritos are my JAM. You have to trade Dahl? You selling low. If you do, Carp Gsell.
Jake
1:31
When pitch solutions is saying Rich Hill is throwing 11% sliders and 37% curves, and Pitch F/X is saying they're the same thing and he's throwing 49% curves, should I just go with Pitch F/X or is Hill developing some slider thingy that's merging with his Curve and maybe hurting it a little bit?
Eno Sarris
1:32
He throws a slider from the drop down slot, and a curve from up top, and they're the same grip but the slot changes the movement. Maybe people are spotting that more and not swinging? Because he has good command of the curve, or has in the past, and minus minus fastball command. I'd still buy if buying was picking off the wire or trading the guy I'd mostly like drop for him off the wire.
sn4k3rjaker
1:32
no actual question, but I've been spending my morning watching Ron Swanson compilations, now I can't stop reading Eno's replies in Swanson's voice. It's uncanny how much your dialogue fits his voice Eno.
Terrible Ted
1:32
Stop wrapping my fillet mignon in bacon you coward
Eno Sarris
1:32
Somehow this made sense to me.
Anon
1:32
Yankees need 1B
Eno Sarris
1:32
I like Greg Bird.
E
1:33
Best sandwich to take to work that will sit in the fridge for 4 hours?
Eno Sarris
1:33
Pro tip: make the sandwich in pieces. put the middle stuff in one baggy, the bread in another, and find a way to bring condiments.
Fat Albert
1:33
The Astros could use Yonder. Duda would also improve their lineup
Eno Sarris
1:34
You moving Yuli to a vs LHP only? I could see it I guess. Not going to give up much, but could make a small move there.
Josh
1:34
You seem to be the high one on Montgomery feeling that he can be more than just a #5. What do you see that others don't?
Eno Sarris
CamdenWarehouse
1:34
STOP THROWING YOUR CATS, Eno
Anon
1:35
Suuure. The cat did it.
dorn
1:35
if i don't get my questions answered, i'm going to hold my breath until i pass out.
Eno Sarris
1:35
My kids *love* the Despicable/Minions series.
CamdenWarehouse
1:36
If you didn't watch your team play and looked at the boxscore to see 6.0 IP, 3ER, 8H, 6k, and 2 BB, you would probably say "OK, I'll take it." I think that is how quality starts work.
Hunky Dory
1:36
Re: egg and avocado sandwich - I won a spelling bee in 7th grade b/c my opponent misspelled avocado ("avacado").
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe
1:37
Re: PB&J&E: Next time you make an omelet, add jalapeños and your choice of a tart jam (I'm thinking raspberry or blueberry). Now next time you make stir-fried rice, when you scramble in your egg, and a tablespoon of peanut butter. Doesn't seem that weird now, to combine eggs with peanut butter and jelly, right?!
Eno Sarris
1:37
Ok but ok.
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