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Pedro De Pacas
1:37
Judge is all smoke and mirrors, right? I mean when will they learn to pound his hands inside?
Eno Sarris
1:38
Votto, Harper, most lefty sluggers: people been trying to pound them on the inside for years.
PL
1:38
If the ball is juiced in the majors, does that also mean it's juiced throughout organized ball?
Eno Sarris
1:38
Nope, they're different.
canofcorn66
1:38
Have you ever talked to Kenley about his cutter? Still don't understand how he and Rivera can/could be so dominant with one pitch
Eno Sarris
1:38
He showed me the grip and his pinky and thumb touch under the bottom of the ball and I was like what the hell is that.
Hunky Dory
1:38
Who wrote children's books? Eno?
Eno Sarris
1:38
*edited
Moltar
1:39
Best ballpark sando is the Pat LaFrieda's Steak at Citi Field. It is amazing, and not just for a ballpark.
Eno Sarris
1:39
Yes. Yes. Citi is great, actually. Mama's in center, the Keith Mex Burger, that steak sando...
John Tzimiskes
1:39
Bour or Yonder ROS and in the future?
Eno Sarris
1:40
Bour future, but this year Yonder cause Bour is hurt.
ChicagoCardinal
1:40
Devers>Bareto?
Eno Sarris
1:40
Yeah I think the Red Sox trade or call up Devers and he plays before Barreto.
Harper's Earflap
1:40
Eno - I'm moving out to Orange County in a few weeks. Currently reside in the extremely cheap Midwest. How do you people do it out there? Is it worth the 3x more you pay in rent/mortgage? Any tips?
Eno Sarris
1:41
Mix in free shit like the beach and hiking, mix it in liberally. And then you'll understand why I think it's worth it.
The Other Side of Sandwiches
1:41
I had to switch from desktop to mobile because I am pooping. Can we get a poll to see how many others have been chatting while on the porcelain throne?
Eno Sarris
1:42
I am currently

Pooping (21% | 13 votes)
 
In a work meeting (50% | 31 votes)
 
In class (3.2% | 2 votes)
 
At lunch (22.6% | 14 votes)
 
At a three-beer lunch (3.2% | 2 votes)
 

Total Votes: 62
Anon
1:43
Judge would punch the ball out of the park with his bare hands if they threw him too far inside.
always blue!
1:43
these long chats make me happy. and i'm a generally miserable person. so thanks!
Bryan
1:43
carlos martinez for khris davis fair?
Eno Sarris
1:43
Carlos Martinez rarer than Khris Davis, I take him.
HappyFunBall
1:43
Bellinger went boom again today. Curious, I went looking for him on the FG leader boards. Confused when I couldn't find him, I soon realized "oh wait, he's NOT QUALIFED YET". He's tied for 3rd in MLB in HR now, BTW
Eno Sarris
1:44
I often just pick a number for min PA just to avoid this.
Hedo
1:44
Re: egg and avocado sandwich spelling error - I am an English major, former journalist, and my current profession is editing financial publications! I knew it looked wrong, but I'm lazy too - just like Eno.
Eno Sarris
1:44
Sometimes my wife says 'what the hell is up with your texts, don't you write for a living' and I respond 'inobt'
Fat Albert
1:45
Re: Montgomery - you need skillz to have a high swinging strike rate. Top 10 in SwStr% - Chris Sale
Max Scherzer
Jacob deGrom
Zack Greinke
Robbie Ray
Chris Archer
Michael Pineda
Masahiro Tanaka
Jordan Montgomery
Clayton Kershaw
HappyFunBall
1:45
Your poll is missing "At my desk but goofing off"
Eno Sarris
1:45
The silent majority
Anthony
1:46
Has Lackey rendered himself useless? Drop in a 12-team? At this point I'd rather take a punt on a Faria type
Eno Sarris
1:46
Drop.
Speaking of work... I have to go do some. Thanks for hanging out!!
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