Kangaroo Court Ice Apocalypse Edition
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Sean Stevens
4:36
Why such the hate for Patrico?
Art Lippo
4:39
Ok hate is a powerful word. I don't hate Patrico, I find him highly entertaining. I've waged war on the Blues in-game entertainment for years. Whether it's the rat mascot, pp dance, the bubble gum music or the screwing with the organist. I don't have anything against him, I just find the whole concept of needing people to entertain you during t.v. timeout's insane. If it was me, I'd have the Organ and a fog horn. Where's Claude the Trumpeter? So if Patrico is reading this... It's not you, its the concept. Friends?
Paul S.
4:40
What's one part of youth hockey that drives you guys up a wall?
Art Lippo
4:40
Great question! It baffles the living shit out of me how kids are not taught to give and receive hits. So many players at all levels are putting themselves in awful positions. Injuries could be prevented if USA hockey would treat checking as a skill like skating etc.
Dave the Cot Scott
4:40
Would you'd rather: goaltender upgrade or center upgrade. Probably only likely one scenario.
Art Lippo
4:41
Center. Jake Allen has the potential to bounce back. Lehtera.. HAHAHAHA no
Wayne Gretzky's Turtle Neck
4:41
One time I had to shit so bad that I took a dukie inside of Luc Robiatille's helmet. Do you have any cool #2 stories from your hockey days?
Art Lippo
4:43
Wow. The best one was watching a teammate at an off campus house party give one of the hosts and "upper decker" For those that don't know, it's when you lift up the lid and do your business in the tank. Best reaction ever
Wayne Gretzky's Turtle Neck
4:45
If you had one NHL coach that you could bottom for, who would it be and why? All coaches past and present are fair game.
Art Lippo
4:45
Oh hey. The TMA fan page found my chat. Let's go Hitch. That belly has to absorb and interfere a little.
Tony Shaw
4:45
Are we being too harsh on the Blues?
Art Lippo
4:47
Yes. Mostly because a lot of people had false illusions that this was a top hockey team as in years past. They downgraded on offense and goaltending and tried selling it as a re-tool. The Blues are on pace for 94 points, if you're going to be harsh. Be harsh on the management for trying to polish a turd after a final four run.
Danny Bruce
4:47
Long time listener, first time caller. My question is a two parter. How many pucks can you fit inside the posts and from the crossbar to the ice at once? Like side by side, stacked up in rows and so forth. Then, how many pucks can fit in the net in the same manner with Jake Allen standing in front? I'll hang up and listen.
Art Lippo
4:48
This is a very deep question. I'll go 800 pucks and 100 for part two of the question. LOL
Wayne Gretzky's Turtle Neck
4:48
We all know how men look better with that "little bit of grey" look to their hair. Does Scotty Bowman still turn you on with his "little bit of downs" look? Thanks.
Art Lippo
4:48
Wayne, you're a savage.
Danny Bruce
4:48
Top 3 comments Mike Yeo has said under his breathe about Hitchcock?
Art Lippo
4:49
1. How many times have the Blues had to reinforce the bench?
4:50
2. Now I see why we beat them 2 years ago
3. What pictures does Lehtera have of him?
Danny Bruce
4:50
Would Lehtera be in the NHL if Tarasenko wasn't vouching for him? If yes, what line would he be on with another team?
Art Lippo
4:51
Yes, he would be in the NHL. He would be a solid 3rd line center for almost any team. He should be a 3rd line center on this team but the management is trying to justify that god awful contract
Wayne Gretzky's Turtle Neck
4:51
One time Ray Borque and I swapped cups during an all star game skills competition. Coach always told us not to, because it may be unsanitary, but coach didn't know shit. I have now developed cauliflower growth in my genitalia. Was coach right?
Art Lippo
4:51
Did Ray at least autograph it for you?
Larry Kiser
4:52
Get rid of Doug Armstrong this is his mess
Art Lippo
4:52
Yes. Yes it is. If Hitch goes midseason then Armstrong should follow. Does Stillman have the stones to pull that off?
Larry Kiser
4:52
Harmon Kekalainen should have got promoted to GM he knows how to evaluate talent
Art Lippo
4:53
Guessing you meant Jarmo. Jarmo had some hits and misses here. There were a few drafts that he missed pretty badly. Bill Armstrong has done a fine job with the draft thus far. My concerns is with the failure to upgrade the offense during the season
Tim Toal
4:53
I think you are feeling the effect of losing you captain. What do we do with the goaltending?
Art Lippo
4:55
Unless you can trade Allen for a goalie then the Blues should ride it out. Does anyone think someone is going to take that contract extension if the Blues don't want it? You can't have a Dallas Stars situation and have 10 million spent on goaltending.
Fulton Reed
4:55
Is it time for Parayko to sign with a new twig company?
Art Lippo
4:55
It's time to dust off some of Al MacInnis' old wooden twigs.
Corey R
4:56
What is your favorite type of bird?
Art Lippo
4:56
Parrot
Dave the Cot Scott
4:56
Would you rather trade for bishop or dushene.
Art Lippo
4:56
Tavares
Dean Portman
4:56
What's your thoughts about the Blues play in front of their net? Pretty freaking soft if you ask me.
Art Lippo
4:58
Dean. You pretty much summed it up. The Blues are Team Perimeter. People wanted Brouwer and Backes gone and thought that all this speed and talent would just make the size issue go away. Bad news. They're still slow, they don't score and now they have zero net front presence. Those are the types of goals that you score in the playoffs.
Chandler Johnson
4:58
Are you going to kiss the Founders Cup when you win it this year snowflake?
Art Lippo
5:00
I'm going to skate around the Rec Plex like Ned Braden after he won the Federal League
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