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Unannounced Carson Cistulli Awful Chat - 4/16/18
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Carson Cistulli
2:24
I make no claims to the merit of my suggestions. That said, I've enjoyed myself before at the Portland Hunt & Alpine Club.
In the Midcoast region, Five Islands Lobster Co. is excellent and less busy than it could be.
Dominik
2:24
Max schrock is coming! Batting 380 for the cards in AAA. Granted it is 4% walks (-
Colin
2:24
How much longer does Kolten Wong need to struggle until you advocate Max Schrock as the Cardinals everyday second baseman?
Billy Beane
2:25
Carson, do you think that Max Schrock will be a perennial MVP candidate? Or will he have more of  a single year of greatness surrounded by several years of only goodness?
Carson Cistulli
2:26
I both highly doubt and also firmly believe that Max Schrock will be an MVP. I think nothing good ever happens but also that the world is shrouded in delicate beauty.
Billy Beane
2:27
When considering Stoic philosophy, how do you like to think about Marcus Aurelius? He is not so much a philosopher himself, but more of a common language practitioner and is almost certainly the author of the most popular work of (arguably) Stoicism.
Carson Cistulli
2:29
Marcus Aurelius's actual writing doesn't necessarily resonate with me, personally. I find that his conception of virtue requires too much denial of personal comfort, and I very much like personal comfort.
That said, I think it's the product of a very fruitful practice -- essentially of writing to oneself -- that would benefit anyone.
Brian
2:30
Compare and contrast the following statemets: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, vs:
Carson Cistulli
2:32
Don't hate me because I ruined your adult bris.
Nathan
2:32
What did you like most about your trip to Toronto?
Carson Cistulli
2:33
Ben Nicholson-Smith barenuckle fighting a stranger.
Jaack
2:34
I was having a pretty good day. Thanks for ruining it with this awful chat that I chose to click on.
Matthew
2:35
What are the most important things you look at when evaluating a new or unfamiliar player?
Carson Cistulli
2:37
For minor leaguers -- and I guess I mostly mean high minor leaguers -- it's certainly strikeout rate. Both for hitters and pitchers. For hitters, in particularly, the ability to combine that with at least some kind of power on contact, it's a great predictive measure of future success.
CamdenWarehouse
2:37
How are the Disappointments doing?
Carson Cistulli
2:37
Just beginning Season 47. On the rise!
Shawn
2:37
Will we see you take part in more Pitch Talks events? Thought you did a great job in Toronto.
Carson Cistulli
2:38
I appreciate that Shawn. I will participate to the degree that Kevin Kennedy allows.
Bored Employee
2:38
Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.
Carson Cistulli
2:39
I believe that "Gallia *fuit* omnis divisa in partes tres" is more correct at this point.
The Hamburglar
2:39
What's currently lower, the Reds playoff chances or Cistulli's self esteem?
Carson Cistulli
2:40
I possess no self-esteem. At my best, I evacuate myself of all sense of self entirely.
Big Tex
2:40
Give me some Willie Calhoun, this Rangers team is brutal to watch
Carson Cistulli
2:41
The Rangers have some weird, interesting, post-prospect talent. Nomar Mazara and Jurickson Profar, right? Ronald Guzman?
Maybe?
Guest
2:42
Need more Dayn Perry Podcasts!!
Carson Cistulli
2:42
I agree. Please direct all, very urgent concerns to:
2:44
Please. Please do it now.
Thomas
2:44
You get a new mic? Sounding nice and crisp the past few months....
Carson Cistulli
2:44
I've actually started exporting at a fire-hot 64 kbps.
Also, Dylan Higgins has been doing production recently. He's very helpful.
Sean
2:44
What are your favorite early-season performances so far?
Carson Cistulli
2:45
All the guys are going a good job. Just look at them, out there, doing it. A good job.
Joel
2:45
I would like to *endure* a Dayn Perry power hour.
David
2:46
what's a good middle name for a baby?
Carson Cistulli
2:46
Tremendous
CamdenWarehouse
2:46
When do you expect the NERD game scores to start up?  I don't know which games to watch
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