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Compton
1:07
Eno! What are your thoughts on Rosenheck's league?
Eno Sarris
1:08
I detest it! It's 'quickest finger' waiver wire with rental trades. Needs to be your only league.
Miketron
1:08
Mastroianni isn't on the 40 man thats why they brought Kepler up. Its still a waste to have him on the bench so much...
Eno Sarris
1:08
Ah there you go. Usually the answer for these sorts of things.
jon
1:08
Does John Lamb (assuming healthy) have the goods to be as good Eickahoff's been so far?
Eno Sarris
1:09
Yeah but back injuries are bad. I do still like his stuff.
Young Jeezy
1:09
Lamb or Franco ROS?
Eno Sarris
1:09
Franco.
Mike
1:09
Enoooo...had Maine Beer Co's Zoe this weekend and was mildly disappointed. Mean Uncle Tom was solid, but the distributor was out of the 2 IPAs. Sad face...
Eno Sarris
1:09
It's only okay. But all their beer is at least okay/solid I think. And the best are really good, which is a tough trick to turn.
Billy Ill
1:09
Soler looked good, now looks bad. I have too many OF - can you name one to drop? Mazara, Conforto, Soler, D. Santana, Myers (and Betts) Thanks.
Eno Sarris
1:10
He's the dropper there, sadly. I like his walk rate but he's whiffing so much!
Greg
1:10
What does Tyler White mean for AJ Reed? Assuming he hits, still up/playing regularly after Super 2?
Eno Sarris
1:10
No, there isn't a ton of room for Reed unless White can play third.
Nik
1:11
Mark Appel still have #3 Potential ?
Eno Sarris
1:11
no.
2-D
1:11
Why are you never eating at the Coliseum again?
Eno Sarris
1:11
Once I got salmonella and puked for a week. This past week I got diahrrea for a week. That's enough.
Bob
1:11
Odubel Herrera leads baseball in WALKS with 15? What the hell is up with that?!
Eno Sarris
1:11
Good for his team, so far bad for his fantasy value.
Bork
1:12
If you can't handle my Dickey in April, you don't deserve my Dickey in August.
PS
1:12
Lion's Beer Store would be a great bar for NYC Fangraphs meetup. ~16 taps and 300+ bottled beers.
Eno Sarris Jr.
1:12
This is your future third child sending you a message from the future. I've overthrown the government and installed a Beerocracy. I also outlawed baseball since it drove you mad in 2020 searching for the "perfect pitch".
Eno Sarris
1:12
Well done.
Dave
1:12
Is Greinke the best player to talk pitching with? Votto for hitting?
Eno Sarris
1:12
Yes and yes, though I like Donaldson and JD Martinez on the next one too. Righetti and Hudgens on the coaching side.
Billy
1:13
Do you think Pollock comes back this year?
Eno Sarris
1:13
good god. this came at 12:23. I won't make it today. Pollock injured a spot where he's been injured before. I bet if he comes back it's for two or three weeks.
Crappy Hypothetical
1:13
You just pooped your pants in the on-deck circle. It is Game 7 of the World Series and your team has two on with two out and they're down by one run. You have the hitting talent of Bryce Harper, but your excitement from the infield single that the guy in front of you just ran out caused a lapse of control in your bowels. It is definitely the messy kind of poop. It will begin showing and stinking in five to ten seconds and will undoubtedly get worse. What's your move?
Eno Sarris
1:13
Swing at the first pitch.
Justin Verlander
1:14
Sup with my 1st inning woes? Been pretty good otherwise. How can I fix this?
Eno Sarris
1:14
Velocity is gone, my man.
Linus
1:15
NEW PARQUET COURTS ALBUM
Eno Sarris
1:15
Eno Sarris III
1:15
This is your grandson sending a message from the further future. We were able to make baseball legal again, but it is not played by robots. Robots who only run on beer since all fossil fuels have been exhausted so now recreational drinking has been suspended to fuel the nation's thirst for baseball.
Eno Sarris
1:15
This is the darkest timeline.
Turbo Sloth
1:15
Who comes back first...Darvish or Mccullers
Eno Sarris
1:15
McCullers.
kris
1:15
i really doubt the wild ipa is going to go 'bad' in 2 days
Eno Sarris
1:15
Yeah that too lol.
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